Dad Tax T-Shirt – “Making Sure It’s Not Poison” Funny Father’s Day Tee

He’s not stealing bites… he’s performing quality control.
This Dad Tax shirt is the official uniform for every father who “just wants to make sure it’s not poison.” 🍕🍔🍦

Whether it’s a slice of pizza, a scoop of ice cream, or the last fry in the bag, Dad’s been collecting his snack tolls since day one—and now, he can do it in style.

Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because, this shirt turns his guilty habit into a certified dad superpower.

💥 Why He’ll Love It:

✅ Soft, breathable cotton that feels as good as that first bite
✅ Retro sunset design with vintage colors and food icons
✅ Makes the whole family laugh—and him feel like a legend
✅ Available in multiple sizes & colors
✅ Printed-to-order in the USA 🇺🇸

🎁 Gift it with pride. Laugh with love.
But just a heads-up: the Dad Tax is non-refundable. 😉